The Fiefdom of Neo Sparkles is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 1.909 billion Neo Sparklesians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Neo Sparklesian economy, worth 85.3 trillion runes a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,678 runes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, the same 1909 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher, and glamping Neo Sparklesians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Sparkles's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neo Sparkles is ranked 105,073^rd in the world and 555^th in Remembrance for Most Corrupt Governments, with 11.3 kickbacks per hour.